Kaptain L'Merika
2005-01-02 18:09:52 UTC
Wanna avoid getting nuked? Easy. Stop meddling in the Middle East.
Aw, come on, Akhmed, we can hardly wait for one of your puny 20-KTfirecrackers to take out a few square miles of a major port. That way all
our ports could be closed for security reasons, world trade would come to
halt, the whole planet would plunge into another Great Depression, and all
the First World powers -- including Russia, China, Japan, and South Korea as
well as the U.S. and Europe -- would get together and finally agree that
Islam has to go, period. While fireballs rising over Tehran, Baghdad,
Damascus, and Riyadh would be visually spectacular, it would be most
efficient to simply use nerve agents dispensed by RPV's to eradicate
muslims in mass quantities. Once the meccamonks realize what's going on,
maybe they'd have time to rattle off one last "Allah akbar" before the
Zyklon Zephyr comes wafting through.