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Nuke of American City 'even bet' with 'blastmaps', SF Chronicle
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Kaptain L'Merika
2005-01-02 18:09:52 UTC
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Wanna avoid getting nuked? Easy. Stop meddling in the Middle East.
Aw, come on, Akhmed, we can hardly wait for one of your puny 20-KT
firecrackers to take out a few square miles of a major port. That way all
our ports could be closed for security reasons, world trade would come to
halt, the whole planet would plunge into another Great Depression, and all
the First World powers -- including Russia, China, Japan, and South Korea as
well as the U.S. and Europe -- would get together and finally agree that
Islam has to go, period. While fireballs rising over Tehran, Baghdad,
Damascus, and Riyadh would be visually spectacular, it would be most
efficient to simply use nerve agents dispensed by RPV's to eradicate
muslims in mass quantities. Once the meccamonks realize what's going on,
maybe they'd have time to rattle off one last "Allah akbar" before the
Zyklon Zephyr comes wafting through.
Ken Cornelius
2005-01-02 17:56:02 UTC
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Post by Kaptain L'Merika
Wanna avoid getting nuked? Easy. Stop meddling in the Middle East.
Aw, come on, Akhmed, we can hardly wait for one of your puny 20-KT
firecrackers to take out a few square miles of a major port. That way all
our ports could be closed for security reasons, world trade would come to
halt, the whole planet would plunge into another Great Depression, and all
the First World powers -- including Russia, China, Japan, and South Korea as
well as the U.S. and Europe -- would get together and finally agree that
Islam has to go, period. While fireballs rising over Tehran, Baghdad,
Damascus, and Riyadh would be visually spectacular, it would be most
efficient to simply use nerve agents dispensed by RPV's to eradicate
muslims in mass quantities. Once the meccamonks realize what's going on,
maybe they'd have time to rattle off one last "Allah akbar" before the
Zyklon Zephyr comes wafting through.
Unlike you, Kaptain, I can wait. If I thought getting out of the Middle
Eastern pestholes would get these clowns off our backs, I'd do it. However,
it wouldn't, in fact we've got enough home grown nut cases to take up the
slack, anyway. Welcome to the 21st Century.
Kaptain L'Merika
2005-01-02 23:28:59 UTC
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Post by Ken Cornelius
Unlike you, Kaptain, I can wait. If I thought getting out of the Middle
Eastern pestholes would get these clowns off our backs, I'd do it.
However, it wouldn't, in fact we've got enough home grown nut cases to
take up the slack, anyway. Welcome to the 21st Century.
As far as I'm concerned, the home-grown, American-born converts to Islam
forfeited their citizenship the day they bowed toward Mecca. In my book
they are no longer U.S. citizens and are aliens on American soil, worthy
only of internal exile or deportation along with the foreign nationals and
"naturalized" citizens whose citizenship will be revoked. We'd be a lot
better off without six million fifth-column "Spetznaz traitors" in our
midst. And as far as "arab translators" go in goverment, they can't be
trusted, either. Ask yourself if, during the Cold War, you'd have filled
those jobs with admitted Communists.
Clave
2005-01-03 00:57:01 UTC
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Post by Kaptain L'Merika
Post by Ken Cornelius
Unlike you, Kaptain, I can wait. If I thought getting out of the Middle
Eastern pestholes would get these clowns off our backs, I'd do it.
However, it wouldn't, in fact we've got enough home grown nut cases to
take up the slack, anyway. Welcome to the 21st Century.
As far as I'm concerned, the home-grown, American-born converts to Islam
forfeited their citizenship the day they bowed toward Mecca...
Damn. I'm so old, I remember when there were some clever and entertaining
Usenet trolls.

Jim
Kaptain L'Merika
2005-01-03 03:24:29 UTC
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Post by Clave
Damn. I'm so old, I remember when there were some clever and entertaining
Usenet trolls.
And I can remember when they hung out in seattle.general and
seattle.politics. Whassa matter, Clave, Big Don chew you up and shit you
out one time too many?
Kaptain L'Merika
2005-01-03 03:27:02 UTC
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Wanna avoid getting nuked? Easy. Stop meddling in the Middle East. If
the US totally stops its interventionist policies in the Middle East,
the chances of a nuclear terrorist attack drops to almost zero. On the
other hand, if the US government may consider that the ME is strategic
enough to risk the lives of a few million of its citizens.
At the end, it's all strategic math.
It would also guarantee Israel using nukes against all Arab countries.
Fred
They are eventually going to do that anyway.
They can start with Damascus.

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